Sep

25

Ouchy

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So yesturday I performed at the grand opening of the greeley Ice Haus. It was a lot of fun except for the couple times I tried to seriously injure myself.

The first time was while I was walking from my car to the Ice Haus I had already walked about two blocks when I stumbled and fell over. Luckily I have watched enough TV specials on the 82nd airborne and how they land when they parachute. it involves basically falling sideways and spreading the impact throughout you body. so as I was falling I twisted my body and tried to spread out the impact. It worked becasue today all of my body it sore.

The second time was after I had removed my stilts and I got the brigth idea to go ice skating. I was doing fine until I went to center ice to play with the young but good figure skaters. I wa asking them how to do stuff and they where showing me when I ate it good. Unlike falling on stilts falling on ice happens pretty fast. Basically your going along looking cool and then your dead. I fell prety much flat on my stomach and elbows and hands which further aggrevated my stilt woes.

All in all a fun time.

Sarah is so awesome.

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Sep

22

i’m a shit

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I have politely told sarah that she should read enders game by orson scott card. She has done nothing but make fun of me for being a huge dork ever since. ok ok she has only made empty threats about not reading it when i am a shit to her. whatever life is so much aboutthe details.

unfortunatly i cannot remember the details, to many clubs to the head i guess. like when we where on our way home from vegas we stopped in blah blah utah because I wanted a Jamba Juice. sarah not being able to have dairy got nothing.

However just the other day i was being sassy and I told her something about how when I asked her isf she wanted jamba juice she screeched NOOOOOO!

so she threatend to not read the book

that is all

oh and SARAH!!! found the Jamba Juice so without her I woundn’t have gotten the sweet nector of Coldbuster that I so crave. She Knows that man.

curse you editor

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